In this issue, the Flash is arrested for public indecency, and we discover that Wally West shaves his legs.
It must be a hassle to be hounded by the paparazzi while you're out trying to save the world. Like fighting the forces of darkness isn't difficult enough without worrying about an unflattering photograph of your nether regions making the rounds on the internet.
Seriously, if the Flash wants to streak around at super speed, how is that anyone else's business? That's the downside of being a superhero... always getting hassled by the Man.
Anyway, this is what happens when someone (like Kevin, in this case) makes an idle remark about a comic book cover while we're putting out the new books... my lunch break is shot while I photoshop the joke into (virtual) reality.
Click on the picture for a larger view of Flash's junk (censored, mercifully).